Johnny

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Profile

 * Name(Age): Johnny Poteet (Immortal, My Age Doesn't Matter)
 * Tribe Designation: Arawaks, the Fun Tribe
 * Current Residence: Planet Earth
 * Personal Claim Of Fame: I once spammed Joe Anglim who I really hate. Does that count for anything?
 * Inspiration in Life: I'm inspired to eat everything.
 * Hobbies: Komodo Dragons, eating, and being everybody's least favorite photoshopped beard.
 * Pet Peeves: When photoshopped beards look like crap.
 * 3 Words To Describe You: I'm indescribably awesome.
 * If you could have 3 things on an island what would they be and why?: A computer, wifi, and lots of food. I don't plan to return to the shattered reams of humanity, but I do plan to chill out on the island for a few years.
 * Survivor Contestant you are Most Like: Melissa McNulty. Neither of us will be remembered.
 * Reason for being on Survivor: So I can provide lots of awkward stares for the camera.
 * Why do you think will be Sole Survivor: Because I have no real life so I can dedicate everything to this game.